20 Funny Jokes for Kids That'll Make Them Laugh
The best jokes for kids are all about relieving any worry your five-year-old has about their first day of school, and bonding with your 10-year-old over a hilarious one-liner. These funny jokes (with answers) are great for all ages and cover a wide range of topics, from math puns to animal jokes to adorable knock knock jokes. How do you stay warm in any room? Hang out in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees. Why don't any other shapes talk to circles? Because there’s no point. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw salad dressing. Why didn't the pirate shower before he walked the plank? Because he’ll just wash up on shore later. Why did the skeleton quit her job? Her heart wasn’t in it. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn? What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister. Where do vampires keep their money? A blood blank. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? ...
