The best jokes for kids are all about relieving any worry your five-year-old has about their first day of school, and bonding with your 10-year-old over a hilarious one-liner. These funny jokes (with answers) are great for all ages and cover a wide range of topics, from math puns to animal jokes to adorable knock knock jokes.
How do you stay warm in any room?
Hang out in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.
Why don't any other shapes talk to circles?
Because there’s no point.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw salad dressing.
Why didn't the pirate shower before he walked the plank?
Because he’ll just wash up on shore later.
Why did the skeleton quit her job?
Her heart wasn’t in it.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
Twister.
Where do vampires keep their money?
A blood blank.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
"I Apollo-gize."
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What do you do if you get peanut butter on your doorknob?
Use a door jam.
What is a tree's favorite beverage?
Root beer!
How do you know the ocean wants to be your friend?
It waves.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Why can’t you tell a window a joke?
It could crack up.
How did the hair stylist beat everyone to the finish line?
She knew a shortcut.
What kind of water doesn’t freeze?
Hot water.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing — they fast
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